Things they won't tell you in film school

Have you ever dreamed of leaving your humdrum life behind to take your shot in Hollywood? I made the mystifying choice to ditch a glamorous job as a foreign correspondent to become Another Struggling Screenwriter. My "Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Making It In Hollywood" starts the year I graduate my Big Deal Film School and won't end until I walk the red carpet to the premiere of My Very Own Big Studio Movie.